HarperTheFox Allow me to tell you a tale about the most unholy thing I’ve ever heard of a stripper doing for $180. Told with the help of my parody of “Danny’s Song” by Loggins & Messina. https://t.co/JLYJmXAcEy Porn Video | xPornModels

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2 pic. Exactly one week ago, after 31 hours of adventurous unmedicated labor, we brought our beautiful son into the world. 🥰 BabyMoose: Born on October 12th 7 lbs, 21 inches long https://t.co/okJb544IYJ

1 pic. Exactly one week ago, after 31 hours of adventurous unmedicated labor, we brought our beautiful son into the world. 🥰 BabyMoose: Born on October 12th 7 lbs, 21 inches long https://t.co/okJb544IYJ

“Somebody That I Used to Know” by Gotye except it’s rewritten to be a brutally honest classic tale of a partner totally giving up and refusing to wash his balls https://t.co/8ziBbbvJsk

I wrote a song about Gloryholes. The cryptids of the sex world. Like the elusive yeti I have heard of them, but never seen one in the wild. Have you ever encountered one? Please tell me https://t.co/q8QgLNIocv

any conspiracy dads out there? this is what you sound like to everyone parody of “use somebody” by kings of leon https://t.co/JmDdFr2iXt

Queens of the Stone Age, except it’s on Maury @qotsa https://t.co/z8B6UenbmH

I will never leave Simon and Garfunkel alone, especially when I can use one of their classics to sing about silly men jackin it with coconuts. Thank you Reddit for putting THAT image in my head https://t.co/pcW1LvPgwq

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This isn’t the first song I’ve come for on the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack, and it won’t be the last. Instead of a hobo’s paradise, it’s a gooner’s paradise. Nothing but ready and willing women as far as the eye can see. I’ve got like eight verses of this. https://t.co/1GFekspWv7

you know that friend who makes REALLY bad choices about who to bring home? well here is a parody of “eye of the tiger” just for them, written by your friendly local bad decision maker https://t.co/nz8MOMJr3x

A filthy parody of “Hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen, popularized by Jeff Buckley and Rufus Wainwright https://t.co/qpPQMl686G

I genuinely love Johnny Cash but I’m not sure he’d like me much. Depends on how he felt about “whoops wrong hole” parody of “ring of fire” for all the lovers out there https://t.co/H41DwbfC5Q

she’ll nelson your willie for $35 parody of “on the road again”. times are tough and a lady’s gotta make it somehow in this economy! https://t.co/ksZthvDkNY

Pretty soon, my tummy is going to look like this again. Follow the journey, and I've got a whole "pregnant" category for you to enjoy ;D https://t.co/iYuZdS8PHr https://t.co/HCpAB8C1IG

we all know a dirty buttface who refuses to do a single dish in a shared kitchen. send this to them. parody of Scarborough fair by Simon and Garfunkel. wash off that parsley, safe, rosemary and thyme— IT DOESNT NEED TO EFFING SOAK https://t.co/gp1PjDqqx0

If you just sit there for one second longer I'm going to drop the towel and do EXACTLY what I want. https://t.co/iYuZdS9nwZ https://t.co/4cL0w31flT

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Allow me to tell you a tale about the most unholy thing I’ve ever heard of a stripper doing for $180. Told with the help of my parody of “Danny’s Song” by Loggins & Messina. https://t.co/JLYJmXAcEy

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