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Note to self: in the future, when you see kids on skateboards, do NOT offer to show them how it's done. Grazed knees and a bruised arse awaits. Will I never learn? Anyhow...tied up boobs: https://t.co/u0QeXeqNrg

Announcement: Today is cancelled due to lack of interest. Bed too comfortable and it's raining. https://t.co/2xBd60uMYR

It's #OneBoobWednesday! 🎉❤️RT if you think you could get my whole nipple in your mouth... https://t.co/gRVRVXF97G

4 pic. Today needs a selection...pick your favourite... https://t.co/uy0O1ATANJ

So, the Bible says God created the vegetation on the 2nd day and swimming creatures on the 5th day...but we know that sharks existed 200 million years before the first tree...apparently you can prove the Bible wrong. I wonder what spacious reasoning will get them out of this one! https://t.co/QGmdbm0w3m

Perfect flying weather...👩‍✈️ But then I have to do gardening. 😭 First: hoist myself out of bed... https://t.co/GjAuk2hTsz

Tried making my own bra, but got distracted... Happy one boob Wednesday! https://t.co/HY8Df2RfF9

Gardening was highly successful yesterday, inasmuch as I didn't do any and spent the afternoon in the pub. Happy Sunday! https://t.co/uygTN80Gg1

Sat night in the pub...that's enough wine though...Time for some whiskey. Hope you're all having a wonderful day! https://t.co/6t5Jq1NqsI

I really need to get out of bed soon... https://t.co/UtDjGYzBNw

Boooooooobs: https://t.co/JQyi05N6IF

1 pic. Today needs a selection...pick your favourite... https://t.co/uy0O1ATANJ

Morning! https://t.co/zY7R7e9K5y

The word "queue" is seriously over-engineered. 1BW: https://t.co/97QC9N6cfV