My mom bod may not be bikini-ready, but it is sure ready for you https://t.co/en1GRc3zrc
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When you roll up your sleeves to show those tattooed forearms with a wrench in your hand fixing your truck, and every sensible thought I had goes on a smoke break https://t.co/gpbJk2RFWR
I’m not looking to build a roster. I want to build a life with one man who has callused hands and whose salt-and-pepper beard smells like gasoline. One man who throws me over his workbench on Sunday, and brings me wildflowers from the side of the highway https://t.co/XodYVCtbQv
I like my men mid-40s, tattooed, hard-working, and too tired to argue, but somehow still strong enough to flip me over after a 14-hour shift https://t.co/M3gh7PI7pO
Your biceps look like they could carry me and all of my emotional baggage https://t.co/Se8QZFZnWp
My ex said I was too fat and no one would date a chubby single mom like me. Do you agree or disagree with my ex? https://t.co/4nveL8fhra
I’m not saying I only like mid-40s blue-collar men with tattoos and a salt-and-pepper beard, but experience looks really good in greased-up coveralls https://t.co/zzo0b9BktU
I want a blue-collar man who can fix a leak and cause a few leaks too https://t.co/GvSkAI9tpz
Sundays are for recharging, prepping for the week, roast dinners, and watching a mid-40s blue-collar man in grey sweat pants with tattoos, a bad back, and a salt-and-pepper beard yell at the TV all day https://t.co/JteVpVHkj1
If your knuckles are tattooed, you have a bad back, a salt-and-pepper beard, and drink energy drinks like it’s water, you’re definitely my type https://t.co/VnRglIhxah
Some grumpy mid-40s blue-collar man’s boots under my bed, tattooed knuckles wrapped around my hair, a gold chain in my face, and a salt-and-pepper beard that smells like diesel and hard work, sounds like my kind of night in https://t.co/OEK3cgSSnz
There’s something about a blue-collar man with callused hands and a calm voice that just rearranges my priorities, and my ovaries https://t.co/c9dOcG9Hsm