My mom bod may not be bikini-ready, but it is sure ready for you https://t.co/en1GRc3zrc

My thighs are thick. My back is strong. My mouth? Well-trained. I might fold laundry like a wife, but I’ll bend like your worst idea. Tell me what time you’re off tonight. I’ll leave the porch light on https://t.co/esH8lRU257

I’m not saying I only like mid-40s blue-collar men with tattoos and a salt-and-pepper beard, but experience looks really good in greased-up coveralls https://t.co/zzo0b9BktU

I want a blue-collar man who can fix a leak and cause a few leaks too https://t.co/GvSkAI9tpz

Sundays are for recharging, prepping for the week, roast dinners, and watching a mid-40s blue-collar man in grey sweat pants with tattoos, a bad back, and a salt-and-pepper beard yell at the TV all day https://t.co/JteVpVHkj1

If your knuckles are tattooed, you have a bad back, a salt-and-pepper beard, and drink energy drinks like it’s water, you’re definitely my type https://t.co/VnRglIhxah

Some grumpy mid-40s blue-collar man’s boots under my bed, tattooed knuckles wrapped around my hair, a gold chain in my face, and a salt-and-pepper beard that smells like diesel and hard work, sounds like my kind of night in https://t.co/OEK3cgSSnz

There’s something about a blue-collar man with callused hands and a calm voice that just rearranges my priorities, and my ovaries https://t.co/c9dOcG9Hsm

I made soup, swept the floor, and folded three loads of laundry. So if he thinks he’s just gonna shower and sleep? He’s got another load to take care of — and it’s not on the spin cycle. https://t.co/zomOnSP58W

I love fresh flowers from the garden, clean sheets, and having a home-cooked dinner prepared by 6:00pm. And getting folded over the dining room table by 6:05pm https://t.co/zEKUHNAbLH

Do you ever notice how blue-collar men never brag about being good with their hands? They just prove it https://t.co/JHHgZKe4vi

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